If Sex Education, Derry Girls, and Fleabag had a feral, glitter-smeared offspring, it would be Purple Snowflakes and Titty Wanks.

This darkly comic solo show tracks Saoirse through Catholic repression, tangled desire, eating disorders, queerness, and grief. 

Told in shards of memory and sharp confrontation, the piece lets stories crash into each other, punchlines falter, then hit harder. Shame slips in dressed as virtue. Control passes itself off as care. What emerges is a bold, funny, and unflinching portrait of a woman raised to comply and the moment she decides she won’t anymore.
Written by Sarah Hanly

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